Tuesday, 14 December 2010

League Tables and Breaks

POSITIONPLAYERPLAYEDWONDREWLOSTFRAME DPOINTS
1Lockout321085
2The Jackal110022
3The Badger202002
4Mr Angry3021-42
5The Hurricane2011-41
6The Fist1001-20
HIGHEST BREAKS
BREAKPLAYER
22Lockout
14The Hurricane
14Lockout
14The Badger
14Lockout
12Lockout
12Lockout
11Lockout
11The Badger
9Mr Angry
9The Jackal
9The Fist

Lockout Too Clinical For Mr Angry

The Lockout secured Christmas number 1 spot with a close fought 4-0 whitewash of Mr.Angry in two hours and 20 minutes.. Sporting an all black attire , Lockout was at first confused with a cat burglar and then the man from the Milk Tray advert. Once the confusion was over both the first two frames were edgy and nervous with both players struggling in front of the hostile crowd of 2. In the first frame Lockout moved up a gear on the colours to take it on the blue and then as Mr Angry failed to find his rhythm, Lockout took four consecutive colours to take the second frame on the pink. Mr Angry showed great fight in the next frame and it was high quality stuff with Mr Angry playing some magical snookers (see pictures) but again as the colours came, Mr Angry missed his chances and Lockout didn't , to win on the pink. The 4th frame standard was raised again as the shackles came off but the end result was the same, Lockout holding his nerve to win on the black. On this form The Lockout can be beaten with Mr Angry just failing . The Jackal has been installed as the new 2nd favourite.

Comments :

Lockout - ' The title edges ever closer'
Mr Angry 'After that display I will sack Sam Allardyce'

Frame scores :




Mr.Angry 0 vs 4 Lockout  32(5) - 55(11), 13(6) - 32(14),  38(5) - 61(9), 47(8) - 59(12)

Title Contenders Get in Some Practice

Whilst The Badger has taken up breakdancing and beer throwing, The Fist has gone back to his cossack dancing career and The Jackal has reformed The Bee Gees, title favourite Lockout and fading star The Hurricane got in some practice at Mill Drove against The Local Boy. The Hurricane looked sharper in his 0-4 defeat , whilst The Lockout knocked in a 25 and about one hundred flukes in his 3-5 defeat.

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Lockout Gets in Some Practice

The Lockout, keen to keep on top of the league took the opportunity of some practice tonight. He played The Local Boy at Mill Drove and lost 5-0. It will be interesting to see how he reacts to this knowing the pressure is now mounting, with The Badger desperate to arrange a match against The Jackal in the hope of being number one for Christmas. The Fist may soon play The Hurricane, who is rumoured to be drinking less at the moment . MrAngry was still writing in his diary when last seen.

Wednesday, 24 November 2010

League Table and Breaks

POSITIONPLAYERPLAYEDWONDREWLOSTFRAME DPOINTS
1Lockout211043
2The Jackal110022
3Mr Angry202002
4The Badger202002
5The Hurricane2011-41
6The Fist1001-20
HIGHEST BREAKS
BREAKPLAYER
22Lockout
14The Hurricane
14Lockout
14The Badger
12Lockout
11The Badger
9Mr Angry
9The Jackal
9The Fist